You know me. I’m the Mother Teresa of those maligned by popular culture. My newest target is Miss Teen South Carolina. In the last week, I’ve seen the same damn video:
- On YouTube
- At work (for reals)
- On The Today Show
- On the Technorati homepage (jeez)
- On Real Time with Bill Maher
- On my Facebook profile page. This is just the final straw.
Now, this may be a sign that I’m spending too much time on TV and the Internets (yeah, that’s right), but ignore that for a second.
She’s a 17 year old blonde from South Carolina who spends her days dreaming about a goddamn tiara. What the hell did everyone expect that they are so shocked about? Did they expect good ol’ Rosalind Franklin to show up for the swimwear contest?
It’s a stupid Big-Miss-Sunshine beauty pageant – get over it, fools. Let’s make fun of someone less…well, less pathetic.