Bouquets, Brickbats and Baldness

So the baldness thing went over far better than what years of watching George Costanza had led me to believe. Nobody – so far – has turned and run in the opposite direction, shrieking for mercy as they do so. No woman has told me that I took a huge turn for the worse since last week – maybe they’re just being nice, but what the hey

I’ve also heard other non-derogatory things like:

• You look like you lost weight.
• You look better than you did last week.
• You have a really, really round head. [ed: uh, okay]

Could baldness be the new cure to all the problems faced by the superficial man? Could it??! Could Larry David have been wrong all along?! No, say it ain’t so!